The envelope, please!
It's the third windy, rainy day in a row in Torino. Snowing in the Alps, though. Hope it clears for the closing ceremony. Should have brought my Fenway poncho.
Time for round one of....Billy's Olympee Awards! And the winners are:
Best Guy Who Hired Me- Mark Levy
Most Unexpectedly Sweet Too Skinny Talent- Melissa Stark
Most Often Repeated Outfit- Josh Kafka for "Orange Vest".
Best Croccodile Hunter Impersonation- Peter Steep for: "Crikey, Mate!"
Best Writer- Jim Thompson...extra credit for growing up in Osterville, MA (!)
Best Exclamation Of Rage By Mixer- (tie) Gary Rotta for "It's coming apart in my hands!" and: "Turn off the Fu@#*in' automation!"
Best ad lib- Mason Seay for: "His entire family was murdered by a voice-over guy."
Best Euphemism For Breasts- Jon Connolly for " She's got guns"
Best peformance by announcer flooding Men's Room- ME!
Stay tuned for:
Wreched Ego Biathlon
Biggest Pant Load Director
Best Excessive Make-Up On Today Show Host
Brown Noser of the Games
Most Weight Gained in Commissary
Most Memorable Meaningless Copy Change I Was Called Back For At 3am
and Best Performance Hiding From Dick Ebersol
...When Billy's Olympee Awards...CONTINUE.
Time for round one of....Billy's Olympee Awards! And the winners are:
Best Guy Who Hired Me- Mark Levy
Most Unexpectedly Sweet Too Skinny Talent- Melissa Stark
Most Often Repeated Outfit- Josh Kafka for "Orange Vest".
Best Croccodile Hunter Impersonation- Peter Steep for: "Crikey, Mate!"
Best Writer- Jim Thompson...extra credit for growing up in Osterville, MA (!)
Best Exclamation Of Rage By Mixer- (tie) Gary Rotta for "It's coming apart in my hands!" and: "Turn off the Fu@#*in' automation!"
Best ad lib- Mason Seay for: "His entire family was murdered by a voice-over guy."
Best Euphemism For Breasts- Jon Connolly for " She's got guns"
Best peformance by announcer flooding Men's Room- ME!
Stay tuned for:
Wreched Ego Biathlon
Biggest Pant Load Director
Best Excessive Make-Up On Today Show Host
Brown Noser of the Games
Most Weight Gained in Commissary
Most Memorable Meaningless Copy Change I Was Called Back For At 3am
and Best Performance Hiding From Dick Ebersol
...When Billy's Olympee Awards...CONTINUE.
posted by Bill at 4:25 AM
1 Comments:
Haven't been on in awhile and just got caught up with with your last few pages. Love the shots that you've taken and can't wait to hear the stories.Enjoy your last few days.Hope you get time to rest for a few once you are home.You certainly did a wonderful job! Love you!
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