Se Hablo Italiano

I've been here so long, I'm learning to speak the language. Guess what I found out. They don't make up new words for stuff..they just take our words and reassign them. Know what the word for floor is? piano! The word for bedroom? Get this: CAMERA! I'm not kidding. Hey, I think I'll lie on the piano of my camera for a while.
Tomorrow, lesson due.